Bride
The only thing she loves more than her monkeys is her pumpkin!
Groom
"Alright, I'll take your friend out." One of the smartest things Josh has ever said.
Maid of Honor
She's the reason why we're getting together in the first place. She's the one who introduced the couple. Which is kinda the only reason she's in the wedding.
Best Man
He used to be a dancer for "Thunder from Down Under" in Las Vegas, NV.
Matron of Honor
She takes children away from their parents for a living. Slap on the title of Social Worker and, all of a sudden, it's okay...
Groomsman
He really loves his Bang and his BBQ.
Bridesmaid
She's truly one of the most genuine people you will ever meet.
Groomsman
I heard he took Kershaw 480. Dead center.
Bridesmaid
The groom, once, accidentally broke Jessica's nose with a baseball. It was an ugly scene. Blood everywhere. She was a mouth breather for at least a month. To this day, she still hasn't forgiven him.
Groomsman
Who else warms up by dead-lifting 700lbs?
Bridesmaid
She really loves her Thrivent Financial Rep! "Josh is the best in The Biz." -Michelle
Groomsman
Michael. The groom. A Fire. The back seat of a cop car. That's all you need to know!
Matron of Honor
Who else do you know who would be willing to wait over an hour, while it's raining, while 6 months pregnant, at 3 in the morning, just to satisfy the bride and groom's Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles cravings? #Boss
Groomsman
To Oscar, Salsa is more than just for tacos. Also, no one really knows where he is from...
Bridesmaid
She responsible for taking Israel out of the dancing life and showing him what else the world has to offer.
Groomsman
Someone you can always depend on to liven up the party!
Father of the Bride
He's really good at Poker. He has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Father of the Groom
Growing up, he walked 6 miles to school everyday. Uphill, while it was snowing, and he had no shoes. Apparently, everyone has it easy nowadays.
Mother of the Bride
If you look up the word "Hospitality" in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of Graciela. She treats and feeds you like you were one of her own. Always asking what else she can do for you. She represents 1/2 of the team responsible for raising 3 wonderful girls into women.
Mother of the Groom
She is someone who is always willing to lend a hand to help and an ear to listen. You can always depend on her to help with whatever is going on. Anyone who knows her would attest to this. She represents 1/2 of the team responsible for raising 3 outstanding boys into men. ...oh and she's pretty accurate with a chancla...and keys... and, pretty much, anything else she wants to throw at you... Seriously, ask her sons!
Ring Bearer
Born to Oscar and Elsa. Future "Best Hair" winner. Seriously, he'll make you jealous.
Ring Bearer
Born to Jimmy and Flo. He really loves his big trucks. He never shies away from asking the most important question in life, "Why?"
Ring Bearer
Born to Joey and Brenda. He was born to carry the Valtierra name along with the Valtierra belly!
Shot Caller
Born to Oscar and Elsa. She runs the show.