Bride
Coming in at 5'-7" tall, this 27-year-old interior designer is a flute aficionado and a master at UFC commentary. She loves her cat and The Great British Baking Show, this is... Hannah "the Ginger" Brokos!
Groom
Stepping into the ring at 6'-2" tall, this 27-year-old veteran has a passion for history and record collecting. He can wiggle his ears and eat an entire 30-piece Chick-Fil-A nugget meal, he is...Joe "The Man" Leisenring.
Bridesmaid
College bonds run deep. Bonfires under bridges, E-A-G-L-E-S superbowl, constant naps, and girl dinner. BFFL doesn't cover it. It's Ellen "the TSwift" Fegley.
Groomsman
Whatever you do, don't let him drink.
Bridesmaid
She's a botanist, she's a dancer, she's one heck of a kindergarten teacher. The brides middle school best friend who's had a warrant out for her arrest, she is...Joelle "Good-Night" Godfrey-Neff!
Groomsman
Could kill everyone in this room. Also the nicest guy in the room. Single ladies, line up.
Bridesmaid
Ask her anything about Broadway, Heartstopper, and Chappell Roan. She's your pop-culture gal, and one of my best pals. Watch her breakdown on the dancefloor when the 2000's punk jams hit. She is...Lex "the Best" Appel.
Groomsman
Great ass.