Maid of Honor
The center of attention. Will cry on wedding day. A vegan, crystal bish. Hates big pharma.
Bridesmaid
Tall Queen. Heartbreaker. Currently building an army of 6th graders. The girl of your dreams.
Bridesmaid
The fashionista of the group and within a 100 mile radius. Photogenic Queen. She is not small, she is fun sized.
Bridesmaid
Country music is her language but Meg the Stallion is her soul. Casino crawler. Do not let her hit your vape pen.
Bridesmaid
Horse girl. More likely to save a cat over a kid. A dancing queen. Can chug milk quite aggressively.
Best Man
Best Man, College Drop Out, Veterinarian. Voted most likely to fail his way into success.
Groomsman
Avid Prepper... Not sure for what. Best-Man Runner-Up
Groomsman
Self Proclaimed Grill Master Champion. Makes an alright Brisket.
Groomsman
Hobby's Include: Drinking fine wine, chugging bad beer, and flying small aircraft...all at the same time.
Groomsman
Money Man with the Federal Reserve. Solely Responsible for Inflation. Once Described by Ted Kaczynski as a little out there.