Matron of Honor
Kate was originally Alexia's Tridelta sorority sister and now is considered to be Alexia's real life sister from another mister. Alexia and Kate have many memories together but Alexia's favorites include when Kate allowed feral cats into their Air BnB as well as when Kate attended Alexia's graduation from Northwestern. Alexia is sure that Kate will have more check-lists than her on the day of, but they know that they can accomplish anything when they're together.
Best Man
Mr. Steal your horse. Accountant. Will do your taxes and then report you to the IRS. Will make you walk 3 miles to a closed restaurant and then blame you for it. Public transportation enthusiast. Can be found at your local dive bar drinking their finest cabernet. Kids stock just hit all time high.
Man of Honor
Alexia cannot pinpoint when they became friends, but it is hard for Alexia to imagine life without Scott now. Scott and Alexia met in college as members of Ohio State's Greek life community. Alexia's favorite memories with Scott include when they almost died at Chicago's Pride Event one year and trivia nights together at Ethyl and Tank. Alexia can always count on Scott to have an extra drink in hand for her at anytime and Alexia knows that he will ensure that her glass if never empty on the day of!
Groomsman
Born right under the Verrazano bridge in New Yawk and bleeds ragu. Sells you shady insurance plans. Will steal your basketball hoop when you are not looking. Eats pizza every day for lunch. Undefeated in eye staring contests. Will be the first and last time you will ever see him in Ohio.
Bridesman
TJ was originally a family friend and now is considered to be Alexia's "other" little brother. TJ is always up for anything whether the plan makes sense or not. Alexia and TJ spent many nights in Columbus enjoying gourmet calzones from DP Dough, drinking at the legendary Stube, and making fun of their fathers, who are also best friends.
Groomsman
3 words. Full dad energy. But most likely to rip a jeagerbomb at your nephews first birthday party. Cheap beer connoisseur. Can be found on the beach. Still rocks a plastic guitar better than anyone I know. Make James Great Again
Bridesmaid
The story of how and why Dana and Alexia know each other is still confusing to them. Trust to know that Alexia couldn't imagine life in Columbus without her crazy blond friend now. She is the Columbus Blue Jackets number one fan, the worst engineer in the world, and the best doggie sitter. Alexia is excited to have Dana apart of her special day.
Groomsman
As American as a bald eagle. In the Air force, and literally fights for your right to party. Claims to “work” at the air force base, but sits in his gaming chair all day. Will max out a credit card for you, if needed. Ask him to make you a NellyThiv Rum and Coke next time you see him.
Bridesmaid
Jordan and Alexia met in graduate school and Jordan is the only reason why Alexia made it to class on time. Jordan is the cupcake queen, the phonemic mastermind, and the owner of the future best selling Chicago bookstore "Three Avenues Bookshop" (look it up). Jose and Alexia are excited to see Jordan get loose on the dance floor as it will be her "mom's night out" as she the mother of the famous Princesa Tessa.
Groomsman
Can be found at your nearest muscle maker grill shotgunning protein shakes. Claims to be the bull, but really is the sheep. The most social guy at your party. Once met Jason Derulo and hasn’t stopped talking about it.
Bridesmaid
Put your hands together for sister Kathie! Kathie is the crazy cat lady, the mother of the ring bearer and flower girl (Christopher and Nina), and Mrs. Halloween. Most people know that it is typically hard to foster relationships with the in-laws, but Kathie made it easy (which Alexia is most grateful for). Cheers to the best future sister in-law.
Groomsman
Youngest cat of the group. Also, most likely to test positive for the whatever the newest strain of Rona there is. Was featured on barstool sports once. Lives by ..“Saturdays are for the boys” and every day is Saturday. Likes to drink water straight from the sink and take his shirt off. It wukey the flying squirrel!
Groomsman
Only drinks strong islands and eats mikeys late night slice. Does jiu jitsu so automatically makes him the toughest guy at the barbeque. Will sweep your leg when you are not looking. Judges you by your selection of whiskey and your stock investment portfolio.
Usher
Stretches his cat every morning. Says he’ll come out, and only for one drink, gets trashed. Only drinks tequila at your local cantina past midnight; with a corona on the side. The only one in the bridal party responsible enough to seat guests.
Usher
Lives at the duecento bar. Only drinks bud lite. Always down for a good time. Known for his one liners and deep knowledge of college sports. Spends his life savings on touch tunes tokens