Wedding Party
Liam Mulshine
Officiant
Most likely to turn the ceremony into an interactive improv performance Relation: Kira's youngest and wisest brother Talk to him about: rock climbing, improv, surfing in the arctic circle, humanoid robots, "what it means to be human", playing pool with norwegian oil mongers, prancing to a-teens, stuffed animal wars, being the youngest sibling, and why Jordan and I should be together of course ;)
Daniel Breslauer
Best Man
Most likely to quote Jim Valvano unironically Relation: Jordan's Brother Talk to him about: rutgers basketball, section 206, quincy douby, geo baker, envelopes in mailboxes in perth amboy, and rutgers basketball
Shannon Catoggio
Matron of Honor
Most likely to ditch her heels first Relation: Kira's sister & best friend Talk to her about: art history, her puppy babies, weight lifting, owls, dress up clothes, Bondurants followed by Dorians, histamine, Lichtenstein, cooking anything, what its like to live with me and our cat Lady, and most importantly her baby boy arriving right after the wedding !!!
Michael Mulshine
Man of Honor
Most likely to join the band Relation: Kira's middle-child-partner-in-crime brother Talk to him about: penguins, the bay area, frying food, composing music, playing music, creating musical instruments, other musicians, working with them to innovate with his music technologies, his favorite pink skirt, Bobby Fairways, his 2023 summer in Europe, trolling Vance Joy, and also "what it means to be human"
Chris Marshall
Groomsman
Most likely to go to overtime in any competition with Jordan Relation: Jordan's friend since childhood Talk to him about: the halo book series, smoochball, astro-ornithology, wiffleball, high school superlatives, and saves he had no business making
Samantha Santos
Bridesmaid
Most likely to request My Chemical Romance followed by Sean Paul Relation: Kira's college roommate turned best friend Talk to her about: harry potter, emo night brooklyn, home improvement, friendsgiving, fishing, steak, cooking as a love language, how to throw a birthday party, watercolors, "single sam" the concept, the mods, Blink182 in vegas, glam grand canyon, and chasing summer in brazil
Mike Ryan
Groomsman
Most likely to get a glizzy at the turn Relation: Jordan's friend since childhood Talk to him about: 40:1 horses, 10 on 10, michael jordan, living with james, bellas, golf, and the rhode island real estate scene
Jessica Harless
Bridesmaid
Most likely to spike the punch -- JK there will be no punch ;) Relation: Kira's first work friend, city roommate, and now best friend Talk to her about: backyard setups, champagne, running the NYC marathon, the blind barber, living with squirrels, Dolly, Dollywood, Dolly parton, spiking melia's wine, pee wee herman, Asheville, but also the Smokey Mountains, and any pressing HR questions
Kevin Lee
Groomsman
Most likely to be compared to Rashard Lewis Relation: Jordan's friend since college Talk to him about: the velvet revolution, 1611, fantasy football, bavarian wilderness, Omar Samhan, and whopper whopper chicken whopper
Melia Danals
Bridesmaid
Most likely to cry during toasts :') Relation: Kira's NYC now best friend who found Beacon and The Roundhouse first with her Talk to her about: her precious baby Finn, the Big Sur Marathon, getting ready to go places, interior design, hiking Katahdin, our Beacon adventures, Brooklyn Star Brunch, her take on the Blind Barber and growing up with Jess in the Smokey Mountains
Matt Shait
Groomsman
Most likely to be stopped in Brooklyn during the high holidays Relation: Jordan's friend since college Talk to him about: your biggest complaints, wythe ave, two robbers hard seltzer, restaurants, and Tom Brady's retirement plans
Risa Nishitani
Bridesmaid
Mostly likely to take better photos than the photographer 😎 Relation: Kira's NYC friend through friends turned best friend Talk to her about: sleepwear, becoming a hiker by force, The Risa Report, music videos, the Red Rocks caravan, her favorite things to do in Beacon (she's visited the most!), taking us all to Japan, red light green light, how much we jointly hate Montauk, and why we love Rule of Thirds
Abe Weissman
Groomsman
Most likely to survive on a desert island Relation: Jordan's friend since childhood Talk to him about: knife sharpening, abeweissman.com, lightweight gear, unstable unicorns, welding, pro bars, and magnets