FAQs

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What time does the ceremony start?

Answer

Ceremony starts at four. Please arrive at least fifteen minutes prior so you can get a seat!

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Are kids allowed at the wedding?

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Kids are not allowed at the wedding as the venue is 18+.

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Is there parking for the ceremony or reception?

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There will be valet parking at the venue.

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When should I RSVP by?

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RSVP's are due May 1st. Anybody late will be subjected to a ten thousand dollar penalty.

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Can I wear my Lord of the Rings costume to the wedding?

Answer

Please save that for the after party.

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Will Beyonce be at the wedding?

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I hope so. She's not returning my texts.

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What's your first dance song?

Answer

Enter Sandman - Metallica

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What's your skincare routine?

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So glad you asked. We start by taking a can of Busch's Baked Beans and rubbing them on our face to help seal any big pores. We follow that with a quick rinse in lemon juice and sewage water. After that we put on very expired facemasks and read "Goodnight Moon" to Bumi until he falls asleep. We end it with hanging upside down like bats and fall asleep for the night. Hope this helps.