Matron of Honor
Bride's big sister and bridal idol (but really everything idol!) Stealing her clothes since '88.
Bridesmaid
From coast to coast, Japan to Italy, Concord Street to Paris, First grade to helping John propose, couldn't get married without this girl by our side!
Bridesmaid
If you're ever plotting to rearrange the letters on the sandwich board outside of a tiny municiple library, you're going need a fast runner to dart out and scoop it up and toss it into the back of your CR-V. Estelle is an excellent partner in misdemeanor mischief and so much more.
Bridesmaid
Best sister-in-law ever and a role model of the chillest bride in the world.
Bridesmaid
Groom's middle sister (by like, an entire minute!) Official SnapChat videographer of the wedding.
Bridesmaid
Groom's baby sister, might sneak Taco Bell into the reception. Check her pockets!
Best Man
John's cousin, he and Rich grew up together. Between being forced to go outside as kids (much to John's dismay) to PLENTY of forced family fun, Rich and John are as close to brothers as you can get while being cousins.
Groomsman
Groom's best friend since '93. Grew up on the same block (and often in John's basement), and the size difference between the two is a good metaphor for their respective MVP Baseball records against each other.
Groomsman
Friends since the pee-wee soccer days (go Yaguars) through high school, college and NYC roommates. John would always stop over at NYU to see Adam (and Milton) on his way back from college in Boston (with mixed results).
Groomsman
Friends from kindergarten through John being a groomsman in Joe's wedding this past year. John and Joe have traveled together and are in a dead heat for the most first place Kart finishes among their friends.
Groomsman
They say nothing brings people together quite like shared trauma... Harry and John have been friends since 2014 when Harry was an intern at ENSO and John was just starting out.
Groomsman
Once Big John, now Medium John. Very knowledgeable in the ways of being a John married to a Lane girl.
Bride's Parents
We love you!
Groom's Parents
We love you!
Officiant
Bride's big brother and boat captain. We should probably double check that this marriage is legal....