Matron of Honor
My angel from above sister in law, who has continued to put up with my crap for years.
Bridesmaid
Aka:koebs. Aka: pretzel princess. Giant boobs covering an even bigger heart. Always there for me. #OGTC
Bridesmaid
Aka:Beasley. A wonderful close proximity work associate. Is always there for me in a time of chili spillage, and keeps me going. Never met another person of equal sarcasm levels. #OGTC
Bridesmaid
My Asian sister, my trash tv junkie bestie, and the proprietor of pho.
Bridesmaid
My wee, angry, tattooed, loud midget friend. One of my favorite people. Has kind of a dog adopting problem.
Best Man
Father of the groom, and has been keeping notes of every stupid thing Brian has ever done for this exact moment to embarrass him.
Groomsman
Brother of the groom. Also been keeping copious amounts of notes to use for future public occasions for embarrassment purposes
Groomsman
Brother in law. All around wonderful guy. Can't say anything bad about him.
Groomswoman
Loves rainbows, birkenstocks, and flannel. And like a bra she will never be able to use... Supportive.
Groomsman
Best friend to groom. We would like to describe Alex but we are choosing to invoke his 5th amendment on his behalf to not self incriminate.
Assistant to the Ring Bearer
Sister in law, gorgeous lady through and through
Assistant to the Ring Bearer
Sister of groom. Wonderful woman inside and out... Nuff said
Ring Bearer
Adorable ring bearer and nephew.
Bride giver awayer
Best big brother a girl can ask for. Prepare for the tears.
Bride giver awayer
Nephew, YouTube star, and fantastic kid. He's a teen but he will always be a kid to me.
Officiant
Knows Brian so well.... It's scary.