Father of the Bride
"The mountains are calling, I must go."
Mother of the Bride
Quilts to avoid adulting
Father of the Groom
Would rather be golfing
Mother of the Groom
Master of Tai Chi
Best Man
The wilderness is his sanctuary
Maid of Honor
Always said she'd never own a dog...now has two
Groomsman
Idolizes Matty Matheson
Bridesmaid
Has a PhD in the Tim Burton-ology
Groomsman
"You R-O-R' get it or you don't"
Bridesmaid
Married a white-sox fan
Groomsman
Joey's brotha from anotha motha
Bridesmaid
Fueled by iced coffee and anxiety
Usher
The white-sox fan
Usher
Will give legal advice for free tacos
Officiant
Ordained by the church of the jedi