Maid of Honor
We've been planning our weddings since we were old enough to talk, so there was only one woman for the job.
Best Man
James Danger Ryan and I met playing the Pokemon Trading Card Game in 1996. Sponsored by Arby's, you can expect to find Jimbo making up facts and leaving every guest more baffled than before.
Bridesmaid
After a decade of calling her "sister," I do believe I have been changed for the better.
Groomsman
Brother of the groom, despite his protests. Fun fact: his first word was "no." You can expect to find Joe frowning as hard as he can in every picture.
Bridesmaid
My blonde twin, designated Tall Friend, and chaser of rainbows - no milestone is complete without her.
Groomsman
Brother of the bride and all-around rock star (literally). The Mayor of Any Situation, you can expect to have your hand shaken by Will at some point.
Bridesmaid
When there's a problem to be solved - or project to be conquered - this dancing queen has always been my first call.
Groomsman
Greg and I met on the school bus. We've been roommates, soup sandwiches, and pirates ever since. You can expect to find Greg holding back an "arg" in every conversation.
Bridesmaid
Simply the best Dog Mom, hype woman, fashion consultant, fellow Swiftie, and partner-in-crime there ever was.
Groomsman
Adam has the perfect reaction GIF for any situation. You can expect to find Adam laughing at anything, and enjoying everything.
Bridesmaid
We bonded over breakups, musicals, and a shared devotion to Tim Burton - the rest is history.
Groomsman
I feel like I never actually MET Reeb. We were always friends, we just didn't know it. You can expect to find Reeb explaining the intricacies of some movie you've never heard of, or Batman.
Bridesmaid
Beautiful proof that sometimes your work wife can quickly become your friend for life.
Groomsman
Funniest guy in Baltimore since 1989. Matt has an encyclopedic knowledge of all things animated. You can expect to hear Matt before you see him.