Jess & Brett
Wedding Party
David Ecker
Best Man
D Eck aka Da Future -- of Ecker Windows. From struggling middle child to leader of the pack, the undisputed life of the party. Strengths: Best Ecker singer (as determined on Stratton Snowbowl lift 1996); Best Ecker dancer (ask to see his dougie); Strongest Ecker (Pound-for-Pound). Weaknesses: Left shoulder; Can't handle spice (maxes at Han Dynasty 3). Overall rating: 12/10
Jason "Junior" Rogers
Man of Honor
Jess's twin sister born three years later; ghost writer of all early JETT texts (you're welcome, everyone). Strengths: Best Rogers rapper (narrow lead); Best Jew-baller (since Amare); once out-ate Brett in Buenos Aires (cool but scary but cool); Skinny jeans. Weaknesses: Legs day; The limbo; One Republic; Skinny jeans. Overall rating: 12/10
Jordan Ecker
Best Man
Don't let his biceps fool you—he’s more likely to fix your jaw than break it. Been a softie since the 2nd grade when he told Ms. Goldberg that his favorite color was "beige" (true). Strengths: Avoiding carbs; Making guayabera shirts look chic. Weaknesses: Too many medical degrees (DDS, MD); Haagen Dazs Brownies-a-la-Mode. Overall rating: 12/10
Rob Rogers
Man of Honor
Doctor Bob (/bawb/). Pretends to be responsible older brother, but is secretly leading a dark horse campaign to change the wedding hashtag to #Bressica. Strengths: Smartest Rogers (you know it, we know it); Hora chair lifts (back right leg); Karaoke to Ja Rule (”where would I be without my babbbyyyyy”). Weaknesses: McDonald’s breakfast biscuits (like father like son); No Instagram. Overall rating: 12/10