Wedding Party
Jess
Bride
Sweeter than Sugar. Jess will be the star of the show on the day of the wedding. Staff members will be readily available to assist you in picking your jaws up off of the floor when she comes floating down the aisle. Before Jess, Jake didn't have a dollar to his name, he was so poor he spent most of his nights hustling the elderly at the Bingo Plaza just so he could afford to put gas in his 2018 Jeep Renegade, and yet Jess still gave him a chance. Fast forward three years and while Jake may still not have a dollar to his name, wouldn't you know it, she said yes anyway.
Jake
Groom
Billionaire, philanthropist, model citizen. None of these words describe Jake. However. Smart, fit, and educated? Also no. I'm not sure how he's made it this far in life, but the guy must be doing something right to land the title "luckiest guy in the world" to be able to stand across from the most beautiful woman in the world on his wedding day. Some argue its his impeccable skills on the pickleball court. "The only thing that can stop that guys backhand is to hope he forgot his paddle" -Gerald (68) retired postal worker
DJ Ashba
Best Man
From living in a van down by the river, to taking up permanent residence in our hearts. DJ has been Jakes best friend since they met in Suwon, Korea (South). DJ enjoys long walks in dark isolation, peanut butter pie, and the Indianapolis Colts (until Andrew Luck retired). He's the Cadillac of friends and its a true honor to have him as Best Man at our wedding.
Hippy "Jonah-Paul" Bill
Groomsman
Hippy Bill was a squad member of Jake's in Fort Sill, OK. What Bill lacked in basic soldier skills and professionalism, he made up for with charisma, charm and incredibly weak wrists. You could never count on him to show up to work, but you could always count on him to show up for his friends. 30 bucks if you can guess the guys ethnicity. In the picture above he's on the right, that's TJ in the middle (love that guy) and that's Jake on the left, he's the groom I think, Idk.
Alex "Portillo" Portillo
Groomsman
Alex and Jake were great friends in the Army. Don't look at Alex's 5 foot 3 stature and be fooled (he's 5'5 in heels), the guy is a TITAN in the hearts and minds of many. Alex is on the verge of graduating as an Aviation Mechanic! But think twice before getting on any equipment he may have serviced as his English isn't that great (despite being the only language he speaks) and can often misinterpret directions in a technical manual. All jokes aside, you could only wish to have this guys determination and growth potential (short pun intended).