FAQs

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Whats the attire?

Answer

Jess humbly requests you wear earthy toned clothing and to not dress like you're preparing to ride in the back of a Grey Hound Bus bound for Houston.

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Should we bring a dish or something?

Answer

No need! The venue will be catered.

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Jake looks like he put on a lot of weight, is he ok?

Answer

He's working on it ok?! he went to rehab for DoorDash. He's in recovery

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Can I bring my kids?

Answer

Just keep them off the furniture, and don't let them chew up anything

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What if I've had too much to drink?

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Hey it happens, and don't worry! We have plenty of space at the Mullet, just let us know you had a few too many BoilerMakers and we'll get ya setup with a cot and some blankets! Checkouts at 11 though, and leave a tip for housekeeping.

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That guy keeps staring at us, he's giving me the creeps.

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That's just Portillo, he's a sweetpea, say hi!