Matron of Honor
Marvelous Middle Sister, I wanted to get along, I wanted to socialize with Shannon but I was kind of stigmatized as the "annoying little sister" which I was at times. Me stealing clothes from Shannon while she was away: deserving, it's what sisters should do, sharing is caring.
Bridesmaid
Spectacular Oldest Sister used to give me a lot of grief growing up for being into nerdy stuff and now her personality is “lol I’m such a nerd”. Thanks for teaching me how to spell Titanic… forever grateful you turned to the park and Rec life.
Bridesmaid
The Fabulous Gayle Petri came into my life as a model and became a friend. Full of spunk and that Piazza energy she has been a constant supporter of me and our family.
Bridesmaid
The Regal Devan, is to blame for all of this wedding nonsense. After a frigid photo shoot at a snowy icy Niagara Falls she mentioned how she knew a guy that I should meet. That night Dave and I met over Snapchat (how millennial of us) and the rest has led us to this big day.
Bridesmaid
The Glamorous Elsie, also came into my life as a model and has been a constant friend and confidant to our family and me in particular. Trying to keep me sane and enjoying the chaos of the Flanagan boys with me.
Assistant to the Regional Best Man
Son 1
Assistant to the Regional Best Man
Son 2
Groomsman
Hailing from Dave's home state of Maryland by way of that western state called California, Jay and Dave have been friends longer than either would like to admit (because it would reveal their real age). Jay and his wife Emily live in LA and don't get to see Dave much, but when they do its usually for a wedding. Sharing a love of board games, sarcastic humor and inside jokes from 30 years ago Jay and Dave will once again be united for this joyous event. An event Jay is excited to be a part of (we assume...no one actually asked him how he feels).
Groomsman
Groomsman? More like "Mmmmmm man." That's right ladies its THAT Jason Jurewicz. Dave and Jason met like all men in their early thirties do...at a meet and greet for local Buffalo Filmmakers looking to participate in the 48 Hour Film Competition. After that the two were just friends until Jason took Dave under his wing and gave him a place to stay. That was when the true magic between these two took shape. Their exploits have been many and are still talked about in some inner circles. At least they hope, Dave and Jason both have terrible memories so hopefully someone remembers the stupid stuff they've done.
Groomsman
Scott hasnt always been mistaken for Pitbull (or Michael Hutchence when he was younger). In fact for awhile he was also the lead singer of the greatest band ever to come out of Eastern Tech High School... Sky Blue Baby. Fortuneatly for Dave, he and Scott were friends before the fame. In fact Dave, Jay and Scott grew up together in the wilds of White Marsh Maryland where they would pass their days jumping on the trampoline in Scotts backyard or listening to Nine Inch Nails (and sometimes Ace of Base) in Scotts Attic/room. If you know, you know... RIP The Brass Monkey.
Jr. Bridesmaid
Flower Girl
Ring Bearer
"The DJ"
"The Entertainment"
You’ll find him with a dazzled Buffalo Bills Fanny pack passing out shots.
Blue Crew
Our friendship dates back to the third grade. Before there was MySpace and Facebook.. We were sending letters to each other to keep in contact while Brittany moved to Florida. Jessica would sometimes travel to Florida to see Brittany or vice versa. No matter the distance or time that separates us we are always there for each other.
Blue Crew
Em is the most amazing person to ever exist in this world...and this line was not at all written by her. Dave met her through Jay and and was there when she became the best wife to walk this earth...again a fact not at all written by her. Her glow stick salesmanship is second to no other. Dave and Em grew closer after they shared a Pee Jug on a cross country road trip. Who wouldnt?