Welcome Family and Friends
Wedding Party
Ronnie “Ducktape” Burbage
Officiant
This gentleman with style will be making sure this couple is legal and regal. He has been the Grooms ride or die on and off since Diapers and will continue to be until the next stage of Diapers…Which could be the wedding night..
Edna “the cool Grandma” Bowman
Flower Girl
This grandma is a great great grandma…literally! The lucky couple can’t wait for her to strap on her glitter Fanny pack and shimmy and shake down that aisle as the worlds best flower grandma yet!
Colleen “space $&@?” Dunnican
Maid of Honor
She knows what her nickname means. Lol This is the Brides incredibly strange and amazing sister. Too many inside stories and adventures to mention and her sister can’t wait for how many more memories the future holds. Also she likes murder vlogs and cats….
Dustin “Hot Hands” Broach
Best Man
Not only is this guy a loyal friend but he can shred on a guitar like a 80s hair metal band and suck the meat off a chicken wing like it owes him money..coming to the stage near you real soon
Eda “I got this” Campbell
Bridesmaid
You ever watch Project Runway? This gal is if Project Runaway and the people who actually get stuff done on Parks and Rec that you don’t see had a baby. She loves pop culture, sewing and goats in no particular order.
Derrick “The Hype Man” Drayton
Groomsman
Don’t be fooled by his height, he’s our wedding parties teddy bear. When your having a bad day a hug from our Grooms hype man will make All your worries go away.
Jules “Follow me” Brooks
Bridesmaid
If there’s a waterfall in the middle of the woods she most likely seen it and dragged the bride through literal mud to see it. Her nickname should have been “trust me I know where I’m going” but it said it was too many characters. Loyal great friend but don’t believe when she tells you “I know a short cut”
William “The Baker” Sherard
Groomsman
We miss this Groomsman and can’t wait to see him. For a good time talking about food, anime or literally anything call this guy. He’s got great stories and should write his own book but don’t take it from us ask him yourself.
Dana “Squirrel Girl” Gries
Bridesmaid
This bridesmaid is the brides exercise health motivation pal for life. While we’re not always on the same schedule in life she always make time to raid in Pokémon go with the bride and the bride appreciates her more than she knows. Also she loves squirrels and Groot.
Adrianne “the Queen” Burbage
Bridesmaid
One of the prettiest people the bride knows. She’s awesome with hair and makeup and can handle a tik tok transition with ease. She also knows how to kick the brides butt at “Spot it”
Tristan “Munchlax” Webster
Groomsman
Have you ever seen Austin Powers 2? It’s like that. Clearly Dolly the sheep wasn’t the only person who had cloning powers. This is the grooms mini me and will forever be the Munchlax to his Snorlax.
Marjorie Dunnican
Mother of the Bride
This is the brides mama. Shes there to have a good time so if you see her wobbling on her feet stand her back up and dance with her!
Anita Hiller
Mother of the Groom
She’s the lady with the winning smile but if you see her in the grass across the street mind your business.
Liam
The Brides Escort
This is the brides true ride or die. Her first true love. Her oldest baby. The one that at the end of the day she knows will always be her person.
Noah
Ring Bearer
Noah love goosebumps, Minecraft, legos, teen titans, sonic. Disney channel shows and being the coolest kid ever.
Micah
Ring Bearer
Micah love paw patrol, cats, Mickey Mouse and anything that Noah tells him he likes. Lol
Saphira the great and Powerful
Social Media Videographer
This awesome person of great skill and wonderfulness will be our eyes from the crowd. Saphira will be in control of video streaming our wedding to our loved ones that couldn’t travel and hopefully not drop my phone lol