FAQs

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can we park on site?

Answer

Unfortunately, no. The house is in a sub-division and parking is limited. So to not be jerks to the neighbors, we do ask that you find alternate transportation to the venue such as Uber, Lyft, taxi, or feet.

Question

What should I wear?

Answer

Please don't come naked. It is a wedding so let's keep the jean shorts and cut off flannel shirts to a minimum, but it's also on the beach so feel free to not constrict yourself in a suit or 1800's style dress. Shoes are optional as long as your feet don't stink.

Question

WHAT TIME SHOULD WE ARRIVE?

Answer

Please arrive no later than 3:30 so we can get you seated next to people you don't know. Upon arrival, the ushers will offer you a firm handshake and a beverage for your travel troubles.

Question

will there be an open bar?

Answer

YES -- of course

Question

what food will be served?

Answer

Since it just so happens that we are the coolest pair of cats besides our own cats, we will be providing a taco truck for catering. Guests are welcome to tacos including fish, shrimp, BBQ pork, and chicken flavors. That's cool and all, but we're about to blow your mind and let you know that we'll have Mac n' Cheese, salad, and a soda station in addition to the tacos. You're welcome.