5:00 pm - 7:00 pm
We will rehearse the ceremony two or three times, get it wrong each time, then call it a night and have dinner.
4:00 pm - 4:30 pm
Shoes optional - we're on a beach!
Time for bride and groom to say I do. Please don't have any objections. That will really ruin the whole thing.
5:00 pm - 10:00 pm
Time to celebrate the newly married couple! If you plan on making a speech or toast, please get very drunk first. We want to hear the honest truth.