Bestest Man
How do you know the Bride/Groom? - They are My Hoomans and I love thems Age - 4 or 28 if you're counting Doggie Years Nickname - Bubba, Bubbs, Chunkuh, Kid, Stinkies, the list goes on and on..... Favorite Type of Shot - Water or when I sneak some of the hoomans Becks Favorite Song - Heyy Man (Dada's Voice) & Kiiittyyy (Say it with a high pitch voice) Message to all Wedding Guests - Don't harass my momma and dada!
Junior Groomsman
How do you know the Bride/Groom? - I know Uncle Rav because I scanned the barcode on his head and he popped up. I know Aunt Jess because she is with Uncle Rav Age - 12 Nickname - Buddy Favorite Type of Shot - My dad's beer Favorite Song - Poison - Bell Bib Devoe Message to all Wedding Guests - "Sup"
Best Man
How do you know the Bride/Groom? - My mom brought him home one day and here he is getting married. Rav brought her home to meet mom Age - 50 Nickname - Buddy Favorite Type of Shot - Kamakazi Favorite Song - Music Message to all Wedding Guests - “Welcome all! Don’t sit and relax” We at a ppaaarrrtttyyy!!!
Maid of Honor
How do you know the Bride/Groom? - Bride’s Alibi/ Former Work Boo Met Ravi at a holiday work party, but it took few intros for him to realize I ain’t going no where… Age - 30+ Nickname - BAT (Bad A$$ Toya) Favorite Type of Shot - Water off the rocks Favorite Song - The last song I just heard Message to all Wedding Guests - I am the Bride's Body Guard… Good Vibes Only…. This night is for the books!
Best Man
How do you know the Bride/Groom? - Groom's Older Brother Age - 38 Nickname - Raj Favorite Type of Shot - Jameson Favorite Song - Don Dada - Super Cat Message to all Wedding Guests - Thank each and everyone of you family and friends for coming out to spend and enjoy this very special occasion!
Bridesmaid
How do you know the Bride/Groom? - Short answer: Work Elaborate answer: My Sister from another Mister/Foodie/Margarita Queen/Ride or Die Age - 28 and Feelin’ Great Nickname - Butta Pecan Puerto Rican or Ati for short Favorite Type of Shot - Good ole' Jack Daniels Tennessee Whisky Favorite Song - Walking on a Dream - Empire of the Sun Message to all Wedding Guests - “Sunglasses and Advil… last night was mad real” - Kanye West
Groomsman
How do you know the Bride/Groom? - The groom is my childhood friend and the bride is the sister I’ve been missing in my life Age - 38 Nickname - Guy Favorite Type of Shot - Hennessy Privilege Straight Favorite Song - Night Fever - The Bee Gees Message to all Wedding Guests - I came for the party and free alcohol, so should you. Let’s celebrate 2 of the most amazing human beings we all know.
Bridesmaid
How do you know the Bride/Groom? - I know the groom because he is my crazy uncle that I was born into having, but I will always be his favorite niece. Age - 18... Not old enough to drink yet 😉 Nickname - Jazzy or Jazz Favorite Type of Shot - Pink Whitney... don't tell my dad.... 🤫 Favorite Song - Gyal You a Party Animal - Charly Black Message to all Wedding Guests - I hope the bride and groom have the most special night and everyone has fun!
Groomsman
How do you know the Bride/Groom? - Ravi is my mechanic. He also happens to be my cousin. Age - 28 Nickname - Not This Guy Again Favorite Type of Shot - Darker the berry, sweeter the juice Favorite Song - What's Luv - Fat Joe Message to all Wedding Guests - Remember to always put love first. That's why they pour the rum before the mixer.
Bridesmaid
How do you know the Bride/Groom? - Bride’s cousin, who was her personal "Dora The Explorer" growing up Age - 23 Nickname - Andrea or Wattie Favorite Type of Shot - Patron - for a fun time Favorite Song - Down Dey - GBMNutron Message to all Wedding Guests - Let’s enjoy this moment to celebrate the soon to be newlyweds. Let’s drink and dance and create beautiful memories that we’re blessed to take part of. Have fun and be safe ❤️
Groomsman
How do you know the Bride/Groom? - Crashed a party when I was 2, turns out it was the groom’s birthday party and we’re cousins! Age - Legally 33, but I still use Ravi’s I.D. Nickname - “Kid” or that kid that threw up in Rav’s Sentra Favorite Type of Shot - Casamigos Baby! Favorite Song - La Bamba – Richtie Valens Message to all Wedding Guests - Don’t be a stranger, lewwe bus’ a lil wine and take a lil drinkey drink!
Bridesmaid
How do you know the Bride/Groom? - Groom's favorite cousin Age - 38 Nickname - Sherry or Hot Stuff - whichever is easier to remember Favorite Type of Shot - Buttery nips Favorite Song - Digital Underground - Humpty Dance Message to all Wedding Guests - Enjoy and have fun! If you're not, don't complain about it. There's free food and booze.
Groomsman
How do you know the Bride/Groom? - I met the bride 28 years ago, it's awkward, don't want to talk about it... Age - 28 Nickname - Don't have one but it'll be funny seeing people call me Jimmy or Ravin at the wedding Favorite Type of Shot - Straight up whiskey or bourbon Favorite Song - Anything with the Lumineers Message to all Wedding Guests - Better not bring yo kids! (Dave Chappelle voice)
Bridesmaid
How do you know the Bride/Groom? - I know Ravi because he’s a family friend, I met Jess at work and it was Love at first sight. 😉 Age - 27 Nickname - Akire because it’s my Name Spelled Backwards Favorite Type of Shot - Favorite? I don’t discriminate, Give me all the shots! Favorite Song - Macarena For Sure! Message to all Wedding Guests - One thing about life is that we're not here for a long time, so we have to make every moment a good time. Let's make this night special and memorable for Jess and Ravi.
Groomsman
How do you know the Bride/Groom? - Meet Ravi in 2002 in Florida. He attended one of my self help classes. Help yourself to beer or liquor. Age - 42 Nickname - King Yak Favorite Type of Shot - Jägermeister Favorite Song - It's All Over - Johnny Cash Message to all Wedding Guests - Enjoy yourself to all the food and drinks!