Plume Wedding 2021

Big Bill and Jen met circa 2009, the year the Yankees went to the world series, Jersey shore premiered on MTV, and Beyonce was singing her "single ladies" anthem. Jen's maid of honor had just started dating Billy's best man they invited us out one night to a club "Downport". Once Big Bill took witness to her dance moves, which were a combination of vodka meets sesame street he was hooked. Billy tried his best to make Jen his girlfriend, but that was not happening. Billy spent the next ten years showing up at any family function, so he could see Jen. This pissed off Jen's boyfriends in a fierce way. Then in 2018, Jen was single and Billy wasn't going down without a fight. Bored and amused at Billy's attempts at courting Jen she wanted to see just how far she could take this. Billy never gave up his pursuit of love despite the ridiculous stuff Jen would do to annoy him. This consisted of setting him up on a male dating site, signing him up for the army, putting his number on craigslist at Christmas for free puppies. This, however, was child's play for Billy. Then in February of 2018 after asking Jen out weekly and being denied he got the holy grail of concert tickets, two tickets to see Luke Bryan. Billy's next move was no match for Jen. She had to say yes to this date. Once presented with Billys proposal Jen instantly folded like Chinese origami and said yes. They both headed for an adventure where dreams come true, ATLANTIC CITY. Jen drank her way through AC determined to drive Billy to the point of exhaustion. However, no matter what Jen did Billy thought it was hilarious. Jen tried to get Billy arrested, he thought it was hysterical, Jen had a toothless stripper chase billy, he thought it was great. Jen refused to walk, Billy carried her. AND AT THE END OF THE TRIP BILLY TOLD JEN IT WAS THE MOST FUN HE EVER HAD. THAT'S WHEN JEN JUST GAVE THE HELL UP. Jen then realized she was a moron and no one would ever love her for the psycho she was unlike Big Bill. THE END.