Can you believe we're finally getting married? If you're going to sit through a wedding, it might as well be a fun one. We can't wait to celebrate with you!

Well actually, first, Jen swiped right on Nareg so she started this whole thing. It's true, Nareg had to return the interest. He invited her on a first date at a dive bar in Shaw, but no food was involved. They closed the bar down and had the best, first date either of them had ever been on. Nareg thinks that Jen told him to take a hike at the end of the date. This is simply not true. She was being Midwest nice and didn't want him to have to wait for her Uber. It was late and he had just gotten off the train from a work trip. That was so sweet of her, right? That was the first time, back in 2017. At the end of 2019, both Jen and Nareg came to their senses and tried the whole dating thing again. Apparently it stuck and now they're getting hitched!

Nareg is a grand gesture kind of guy, and Jen is more sentimental. Let's just say a lot of love, time, effort, and creativity went into this grand proposal. From beautiful flowers, lies about hiking and dogs, to traipsing about the city after clues in eight, carefully handwritten cards. Eating and drinking, getting nails done and more flowers. To not having any idea where the final damn clue was leading her to. Thankfully, his sister, Laurie, was her guide and helped her make her way down to Signers Island, adjacent the reflecting pool, and between the Washington Monument and Lincoln Memorial. There Nareg nervously gave a speech and pulled out a ring. Please note, he did not get down on one knee. He said there was poop on the ground and it was wet. Jen proceeded to launch into a long response but didn't actually answer his question. She also ugly cried. Nareg had to ask the bane of his existence, again, and then she said yes to spending forever with the biggest pain in the butt she had ever met. And they wouldn't have it any other way!