Matron of Honor
Oldest sister of the bride, mother of the couple's future niece/nephew, and nicest person ever
Best Man
Middle brother of the groom
Maid of Honor
Middle sister of the bride, hero that provides water to villages in need, and best dancer around
Best Man
Youngest brother of the groom
Bridesmaid
Birthhood best friend, former roomie, and world travel companion of the bride
Groomsman
Cousin of the groom
Bridesmaid
Childhood sports rival turned best friend, workout buddy, and biggest hypewoman of the bride
Groomsman
College friend of the groom
Bridesmaid
Roommate/bestie/do everything buddy who made it so hard for the bride to leave Madison
Groomsman
College friend of the groom
Bridesmaid
One of the groom's first friends in Albany whom the bride stole to be her bestie instead
Groomsman
Frisbee friend of the groom
Officiant
Brother-in-law of the bride, friend and confidant of the couple, and family sommelier
Usher
Boyfriend of the bride’s sister, wedding bouncer, and referee of any fights
Bookie
Cousin of the bride and facilitator of all wedding weekend bets