Best Man
The ACTUAL legend. Funny Fact: AJ Stands on his tippy toes when reaching for high notes when he sings.
Matron of Honor
The Built-in Best-Friend Funny Fact: Has a hard time reaching any top shelf.
Best Man
The Little-Big Brother Funny Fact: He uses a fork to eat chicken tenders and fries...
Bridesmaid
The Sister from Another Mister Funny Fact: Hannah's common name is Shakira for respect of her renowned belly-dancing talents.
Groomsman
The Adopted Brother Funny Fact: Can hit a Spikeball really hard, but hits on JC harder.
Bridesmaid
The Instagram Inspiration Funny Fact: Will physically and emotionally harm you to win a game of Spicy Uno.
Groomsman
The Man of God Funny Fact: He is the most lactose intolerant person JC knows, and his skin is that of a baby's bottom.
Bridesmaid
The Fountain of Wisdom Funny Fact: Narrates the world around her as much as Delaney does.
Groomsman
The OG Loc' Funny Fact: Can sweat buckets from standing for 3 minutes.
Bridesmaid
The Late-Nite Delight Funny Fact: Rachel is Delaney's trailer park wife.
Groomsman
Da braddah. Funny Fact: Joey is from an island called Guam and his biggest fear is the ocean.
Bridesmaid
The Day-One Babygirl Funny Fact: Can probably deadlift more than JC.
Groomsman
The Bottomless Pit Funny Fact: Luis can have a 20 minute conversation with someone and still not know what the conversation is even about.
Bridesmaid
The Iron Woman Funny Fact: Does 1 million squats for every tear she's ever cried.
Groomsman
The Big-Little Brother Funny Fact: Thinks every female Starbucks barista is wife material.
Bridesmaid
The Queen of TikTok Funny Fact: Can rearrange her room three times in one day and still not be satisfied.
Bridesmaid
The Bestie for the Restie Funny Fact: Doesn't wear sunscreen other than the 3lbs she packs onto 1 mole.