Matron of Honor
Twin sister to the bride and life long best friend. Toxic Trait: drops it low when she hears Abba
Best Man
Brother to the Groom. Been together since 2004 and have been inseparable since. Toxic trait: Will beat you at any video game (I taught him everything he knows).
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the Bride, but more like a sister. Toxic trait: will out talk you
Groomsman
Brother in law. Accidentally broke his collar bone in high school. Toxic trait: Most likely to get his car stolen and wrecked.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the groom and brides college best friend. Toxic Trait: reason the bride and groom are together
Groomsman
Met freshman year of college and became friends immediately. Also was in Sigma Phi Epsilon with the groom. Toxic trait: Most likely to steal the groom from the bride and not leave his side.
Bridesmaid
Childhood friend of the bride. Toxic trait: will smile and awkwardly laugh because she couldn't hear you
Groomsman
Roommate to the groom starting sophomore year. Met freshman year of college through Sigma Phi Epsilon. His movie knowledge is also insane. Toxic trait: Also likely to steal the groom from the bride and reenact movies when drunk.
Bridesmaid
College roommate of the bride. Toxic trait: will hype you up even if it is a bad decision
Groomsman
Dorm mate to the groom starting sophomore year. Also another member of Sigma Phi Epsilon. Loves to work out for fun. Toxic trait: Also likely to steal the groom away from the bride and laugh at bread falling over.
Bridesmaid
Sister-in-law of the bride. Toxic Trait: parties like its 2016
Groomsman
Dorm mate to the groom starting sophomore year. Also another member of Sigma Phi Epsilon. One of the smartest if not smartest persons I know. Toxic trait: Also likely to steal the groom away from the bride also most likely to start hiding corn in our dorm.