Best Man
Maid of Honor
"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." -Franklin P. Jones
Groomsman
Mr. Honors College letting a college dropout into his wedding party? Never let anyone tell Jarod he's not charitable!
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
“Nothing good happens after 2 am.” Proven wrong. Soulmates have their own timings!
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?"
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
I’m just here for the drinks.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
The name's Pirrotta, Noah Pirrotta.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
To keep this marriage brimming with love in this cup, whenever Jarod's wrong, he better admit it; but whenever he's right, he better not speak a word about it!
Bridesmaid
They say the best things take time. That's why I'm always late.
Groomsman
Super excited to be a part of the big day, it's a shame I'll probably be too drunk to remember it.
Bridesmaid
I’m here for the after party!
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
Bridesmaid for a day, but a best friend for life.
Bridesman
I'm here because of a brownie party.