Matron of Honor
Speaks telepathically to canines
Maid of Honor
Enjoys braunschweiger in private
Bridesmaid
Will hold your baby
Bridesmaid
Her hair is actually full of secrets
Bridesmaid
Owns a luxury white claw koozie
Bridesmaid
Will be a rebel when needed
Bridesmaid
Eats Asian cuisine at all hours of the day
Bridesmaid
Hunch punch, it's chic.
Bridesmaid
Was told by a psychic that she is psychic.
Bridesmaid
Can perform the safety features of an aircraft with her eyes closed
Bridesmaid
Can dance to any repetitive noise including dripping water
Bridesmaid
Could have put this wedding together in a single day
Bridesmaid
Is bored because she's already baked her way through every cookbook on amazon.
Best Man
Enjoys videogames while his wife travels for work
Groomsman
Not like a regular cop, he’s a cool cop.
Groomsman
Hasn’t slept since 09
Groomsman
Still trying to hit for par
Groomsman
Hides small animals in his beard for comfort
Groomsman
Mixes Zing Zang in his cereal instead of milk
Groomsman
Literally survived transformers 2
Groomsman
His location is always a mystery
Groomsman
He’ll cook your books for a reasonable fee
Groomsman
The babysitter that told all of the kids about the birds and the bees too early. Also known as Peter Griffin.
Groomsman
Wouldn't be caught dead in birkenstocks without socks
Groomsman
Probably sweating
Groomsman
Daddy