Maid of Honor
“Becca is the sister I never wanted <3”
Best Man
“Wait? this isn’t the casino..”
Matron of Honor
We didn’t like grow grow up together but you came into my life just when I needed ya. Love you long time”
Man of Honor
“It should be me”
Bridesmaid
“Because I knew you, I have been changed for good.”
Groomsman
“I wanted a brother”
Bridesmaid
“Through thick, thin, and celebrity deaths. RIP Betty White.”
Groomsman
“Who do you think you are, I am”
Bridesmaid
“Cousins are friends that will love you forever”
Groomsman
“Aren’t we all 6’2 in our own way”
Bridesmaid
“We grew up together as cousins but we’re more like sisters”
Groomsman
“The guy has a great ass”