Best Man
My best friend (pending best man speech). From living across the hall from each other in college, to 3+ years of being roommates, I'm surprised we haven't killed each other yet. He has a laugh you can hear from a mile away and is the second best n64 Mario Kart Racer this side of the Mississippi. Most likely to drink the party out of Miller Lattes while trying to tell you the last line is false (it's not).
Matron of Honor
She keeps me in line and I remind her to stay wild. We drive each other crazy, but we love each other anyways. This beautiful human is the ying to my yang. I was going to live in her and Chris's basement and become their live-in nanny, so its probably good I'm getting married and having a life of my own... (when we buy our house, I still require that we only live 15 minutes from each other tho--sorry Chris & Jack)
Groomsman
Kstevenz. My little brother and a man of few words until he's had a few and then good luck leaving the conversation. He probably is still mad at me for pushing him off my Grandma's swing and giving him a grey tooth until it fell out. Most likely to be spotted by the bar.
Bridesmaid
Cousin Kylee. The most honest and stand-up gal you'll ever meet. When Ky was a baby, Jess and I used to fight over who got to hold her first. We have been part of each other's lives since day one. I couldn't imagine her not being by my side for something as big as my wedding
Groomsman
No basketball court is safe when this man is around. A true pioneer of his time by bringing the spin move to the dance floor. If him or Trel are in the circle on the floor, you're going to want to have your phone out. Most likely to trade his dress shoes for J's as soon as the dancing starts.
Bridesmaid
Cousin Mary. Believe it or not, we only met for the first time in 7th grade (crazy family stuff... think long-lost somethings). After we met, it was like we knew each other our entire lives. At the prime age of 15, we begged my dad to take us to Zero Gravity (R.I.P.) and harassed our parents with last minute sleepovers. We've settled down since then, but the crazy isn't over yet
Groomsman
My Brother in Law and 100% offended by Eric's bio. 3rd best isn't too bad, is it? Most likely to tell you about the two greatest sports teams in existence; The North Carolina Tarheels, and the Lisle Legends.
Bridesmaid
Me and this boss lady go back to the good ole' days at Minooka Jr. High. She is a worshiper of the BeyHive and dubs herself a #SoloTraveler (but she did let me join on one trip.. hehe). For real though, D has backpacked through Africa, Costa Rica and faced the Amazon jungle. My lady also knows how to wine and have a good time.
Groomsman
Mitchell "Twiggy" Lochen. Another one you will have to watch out for on the dance floor (that is if his Brooksource family gives him permission to come). This man can kill any genre and rumor has it can even Irish Stepdance. Most likely to complain about some minor inconvenience to him. Everyone will know about it by the end of the night.
Bridesmaid
Friend Kylie. Fun Fact: We shared a dorm room in college that was about the size of a prison cell. We could hold hands while laying in bed. But we didn't. Go Huskies! Also, most likely to be caught on the dance floor doing the cat-walk
Groomsman
Anthony " Twist My Arm" Pellegrini. Bourbon connoisseur and food aficionado. Guy Fieri asks him what restaurants he should try. Proud account manager of Interactive Life Forms and yes, that tattoo is real. Most likely to Uber to the nearest dueling piano bar immediately after the reception.
Bridesmaid
From Kindergarten buddies as Troy Trojans to High School Seniors as Minooka Indians, this gal has been with me through it all. She is my yes-woman through and through... from concerts, to road trips, and foodie adventures, I can count on her for it all. Except to be on time. I cannot count on her for that. Sorry Dee... still love you
Groomsman
Kevin "Simo" Simonson (Honestly not sure when I started giving everyone nicknames but we are just rolling with it at this point). This man has the gift of gab and can talk to anyone. Never one to turn down a good time and when he lets loose its the "coolest". Still holds the all time tackle record for the Genoa Cogs. Most likely to talk to you about work on a night you definitely don't want to talk about work.
Bridesmaid
Another sister that I never knew I needed! Aly is pure, honest, and can be counted on for literally anything. She is my foodie soul sister that will not pass judgement when I use a spoon to get the popcorn crumbs out of the bottom of the bag. I cannot imagine my life without you... and I won't... because Jack is stuck with both of us for life! Most likely to sing every song from the Lizzie McGuire soundtrack with me
Officiant
The man of the hour and he will require all attention to be on him. He will probably say this is his big day too. Most likely to try and take the microphone to sing Karaoke (ever heard of Misery Business?).
Usher
Gus is like a holographic Charizard. He is a rare find and only graces a party with his presence if he deems it is worthy. From NIU, to working together (& carpooling....yikes), to roommates, Gus has been through it all with me. Including stomping on my fractured foot because he thought I was faking (people don't forget). He is also top 5 on Lady's favorite uncle list and not #5. Most likely to be dancing while showing off those long locks of his.
DJ/MC/Life of the Party
Where do I begin? If it is anything involving music, this man can do it. He is the life of the party and one of my best friends of 10+ years (man we are getting old). Hopefully quarantine ends soon because I think even his cat is getting sick of him being at home all the time. Be sure to ask him about that one night in Cancun 2019. Oh yeah and he sells Peloton's. Hit him up. Most likely to steal your girl on the dancefloor.
Grandma Security
Americas Greatest "Twist n Shout" Karaoker Award Winner 10 years running. This firefighter is the only man I would trust to walk my Grandmother down the aisle. Look out for his signature hat move. It's a real crowd pleaser. Most likely to be checking his bets while on the dance floor.