Maid of Honor
Best friend since second grade, inseparable ever since, and 20 years of doing life together.
Best Man
The honorable Judge. Keeping everyone in line so we can all have a good time.
Maid of Honor
Dearest little sister whom I can't imagine getting married without.
Best Man
My ride or die hoe. Not even gravity can take us down.
Bridesmaid
She chose me as her freshman college roommate and had no idea that she'd be stuck with me for life.
Groomsman
The artist, the only one who seems to have his life together.
Bridesmaid
Who knew you could find one of your best friends at a medical school pub crawl?
Groomsman
The model. Looking for a good time? Show him your kitties.
Bridesmaid
One of the first people I met at college and became my sorority Big Sister.
Groomsman
Flan the Man. The one you call when you’re back is against the wall, because he’ll always be there for you.