Matron of Honor
Meg’s Sister Second born, but first in our hearts. This spicy, fun-sized blondie will be by Meg’s side as Matron of Honor.
Best Man
Ivan's Brother With the biggest smile this side of the Mississippi, he’s assumed Champagne Papi status since the untimely downfall of Drake Aubrey Graham. Bestest Mensch.
Matron of Honor
Meg's Best Friend of 15+ Years "It's an extraordinary thing to meet someone who you can bare your soul to, and who will accept you for what you are." - Meg about Hilary - Edward about Bella
Groomsman
Ivan's Brother Aaaaand with the first pick of the 2024 Ivan’s Groomsmen Draft, the husband-to-be selects… Alex Nunez / Defensive Back / SUNY Cortland.
Bridesman
Meg's Brother Drew is a man of few words, so here’s few words: Drew baby brother. Meg love Drew lot. Drew bridesman.
Groomsman
Ivan's Roommate and Friend from College Fresh into his wedding-attending career, Russell has flashes of greatness. His Irish heritage coupled with his Staten Island upbringing makes for a deadly social one-two punch. Last one to leave OTB - lock it in.
Bridesmaid
Meg's Friend of 15+ Years Between the two of them, together they’ve had 5,478 days, 50 overnight sleepovers, 4 countries, 3 dogs, 2 foreign mans, and 1 memory of standing next to one another at the altar…. Soon to be 2 of those memories! Andiamo!
Groomsman
Ivan's Friend from College If he was a cop, he’d be bookin’ cooks. But he’s an accountant, so he’s cookin’ books. And as a groomsman, he's gonna be servin’ looks.
Bridesmaid
Meg's Sister in Law The human embodiment of SWEEEEEET ICED TEA, HUNNY. A southern belle with a kick of Southern Comfort. Sugar, spice, and everything nice makes the perfect combination for a bridesmaid.
Groomsman
Ivan's Friend from College Marc’s brain memory drive: 92% rap lyrics 4% bad words (in Spanish) 3% really bad words (in Spanish) 1% remembering he has to wear khakis for Ivan’s wedding
Bridesmaid
Meg's 1266 Roommate To whom it may concern: effective immediately, the position of bridesmaid has been filled by our very own Natalie Hustek. In the 5 years that she’s served as the role of “Meg’s Friend,” she has shown exemplary dedication, relentlessly booked reservations, and spearheaded the Ivan/Meg merger. Please join us in congratulating her on her promotion!
Groomsman
This garçon d'honneur is a lean, mean, quadrilingual machine! His fatherly instincts will come very handy corralling this party of hooligans. For those wondering - he’s a dogfather.
Bridesmaid
Meg's First NYC Roommate Catherine Elizabeth of the House Ryan, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Picks and the First Bettors, Protector of the Seven Kegs, the Mother of Jameson, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Frisbee Field, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Gold Chains, The Bridesmatron of Meg.
Groomsman
Hi! I’m Hunter. I like surfing, thinking about surfing, and Surf’s Up (2007)”. Groomsman for a night, brother-in-law for life. Hang loose!
Bridesmaid
Meg's Friend of 15+ Years More parents ought to set up their kids on blind friend-dates. Ciara and Meg did it. Look at them now!
Honorary Officiant
She’s literally almost ordained, and will happily marry any couple on the dancefloor* for the entire night. *This agreement states that each party will not hold the other party responsible for injuries, losses, or damages that may occur during such activity. No givesies backsies.