Bride
"Woah, cute guy alert." - Jess, New Girl
Groom
"Girl, imma marry you." - Schmidt, New Girl
Maid of Honor (HBIC)
Her Sister. His Best Friend. It doesn't make sense but...eh, neither does she.
Best Man
Athletic man. Beautiful body. Brains of Einstein. Oh wait...that's Captain America...it's unfortunate I can't ask him to be my best man, so I guess Matt will do.
Bridesmaid
The ironic part is...she's the one keeping everyone sane.
Groomsman
I thought he was in love with his pet flamingo Sharon...but Brooklyn works too.
Bridesmaid
If you see someone spazzing and rolling on the ground...don't worry, she's just excited.
Groomsman
In need of a hacker, friendly side kick to have watch your back, or get some secret information? He is your guy in the van.
Bridesmaid
Watch out! Cause if you're single, she's ready to mingle.
Groomsman
Let's just pray he doesn't wear his kilt.
Parents of the Bride
A relationship built on Jesus and Diet Coke. Best Marriage Advice Ever? Always. Fight. Naked.
Parents of the Groom
The best drug dealers in town. Three things to remember about marriage: Don't go to bed angry, happiness is being married to your best friend, and divorce isn't an option.