Matron of Honor
Cow fanatic. As in moos-at-cows-on-the-side-of-the-road level fanatic.
Bridesmaid
At least 58% of her personality includes her love of frogs.
Bridesmaid, Sister of the Groom
Asked her brother to pump gas for her until freshman year of college.
Bridesmaid, Sister of the Groom
She's 100% missing her dog right now.
Bridesmaid
Avid consumer of dino chicken nuggets.
Bridesmaid
Ask about her soft seltzer bracket.
Bridesmaid
Shrek enthusiast (yes, you read that right).
Bridesmaid
Excellent pet rock co-parent.
Best Man
Hates Swans.
Groomsman
5 Star Basketball Recruit Derailed By Injury.
Groomsman
Hammer Time.
Groomsman
Serbian Mafia.
Groomsman
Bested Noel Gugliemi In Single Combat.
Groomsman
Blantons Man.
Groomsman, Brother of the Bride
A Libertarian.
Groomsman
The King.