Maid of Honor
Bride’s sister, friend, lifelong dance partner. Enjoys making boob art and singing too loud.
Best Man
Has helped the groom through many hard times, accidentally split the groom's head open, and thinks he can make better guacamole than the groom. Easily one of the best friends anyone could ask for.
Bridesmaid
Once shared a potato-themed, joint birthday party with the bride. Will eat a raw onion on command, terrible dancer, coolest person I know.
Groomsman
Brother of the groom. Known for his cooking, stories, and long hair. Has been taller than the groom since middle school.
Bridesmaid
Lover of Miami rapper, Pitbull, tuber extraordinaire, endless talent, and 10/10 perfect friend.
Groomsman
One of the grooms oldest friends. He can figure out how to play any instrument known to man, is named after a constellation, and has probably licked more rocks than you.
Bridesmaid
Childhood best friend who loved the bride at her most awkward. They share many dance routines and that is an unbreakable bond.
Groomsman
Friend since kindergarten, US Army soldier, and a luckless fisherman. The only person the groom has ever done a flip over. Always down to yoss a disc.
Bridesmaid
Met the bride while sailing the Great Lakes with a bunch of old men. They did the Cupid Shuffle with Cupid himself. Ocean expert, polka queen, witness to vegan revelations, good at dancing, bad at identifying turtles.
Groomsman
His passions include Hip Hop, Mexican food, and stand up comedy. Easily the groom's best-dressed friend.
Bridesmaid
Brilliant, loyal, hilarious. Will always share her snacks with you. Kindest person you will ever meet.
Groomsgirl
A wonderful songwriter and a terrible golfer. Owner of one of the best laughs in the world. Ex-professional ice cream scooper.
Bridesman
Brother of the bride. Loves chihuahuas and Alicia Keys more than most things. Easily the funniest Moulton and the world's greatest hugger.
Groomsman
Good at eating, bad at cooking. Taught the groom everything he knows about rugby. Once sold Tee Grizzly raisinettes which he paid for with a $100 bill.
Officiant
Best friend of both the bride and the groom, maker of excellent drinks, 90's R&B enthusiast, and genuinely the greatest person to walk the earth.