Groom
Bride
Best Man
Cousin of the groom, watch out for that best man's speech!
Maid of Honor
Sister of the bride, you'll never meet someone who can stab you more professionally (she's a nurse, don't worry!)
Groomsman
Lifelong friend of the groom, most likely will joke about not knowing the groom!
Maid of Honor
Sister of the bride, if you think you're sarcastic wait until you have a conversation with her! You will leave humbled.
Groomsman
lifelong friend of the grooms, biggest batman fan you'll meet! (His cape is probably hidden in the other room, shh)
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the bride, both women share a single brain cell when they enter a 5 mile radius of each other!
Groomswoman
Known the groom since the days in the sand box. Hasn't changed much since digging up rocks as an archeologist!
Bridesmaid
Lifelong best friend of the bride, she agreed to join the wedding party because sweet treats were offered!
Groomswoman
Childhood friend of the groom who was persuaded to join the wedding party by her true love mac and cheese!
Bridesmaid
Friend of the bride. After meeting in college freshman year, not an ounce of productivity was found since!