Bride
10/10 cutie patootie. Incredibly fast reader. Runs unfathomably long distances for god knows what reason. Can definitely not still play the oboe? The queen of sourdough. Soon to be wife of Blake Brandon.
Groom
Literally just a guy? Like, how did he get here? If you're at bar trivia, there's like a 50% chance he is also there, and is probably winning. Can maybe still play the trumpet? Has more board games than brain cells. Soon to be husband of Megan Herrel.
Maid of Honor
Found Megan in the hallway of Clark Middle School and bullied her into friendship. Loves LSU, Taylor Swift, and political engagement (probably in that order). Named her dog after the best character in The West Wing. Will cry throughout the entire ceremony.
Best Man
A gentleman and a scholar. Boy can this guy play his instruments. Have you heard of literally any song ever? Because he can play it. Former trivia teammate of the groom. Future Jeopardy champion. Loves his cereal (but loves his piano more). Will absolutely dunk on you in Super Smash Brothers.
Bridesmaid
Type A queen. Has a minute-by-minute itinerary for every day of a vacation. Eldest daughter to the max. Probably knows more than you, and is currently working on her 43rd degree to prove it. Don't mess with her, she bites.
Groomsman
HE IS THE ELDEST BOY. Immaculate baseball card collection. Has a PhD in pretzels. No Lego set will go unbuilt in his presence. Former fantasy baseball co-manager. Only uses 3 chambers of his heart but has more heart than anyone I know.
Bridesmaid
Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll. Will try to pay her tab in seashells. Will also make you the best birthday cake you've ever had. Simply wishes to be young Donna from Mamma Mia. Likely succeeds.
Groomsman
Puts the C in ABCD. Still responsible for making the best steak the groom has ever eaten. Simultaneously the worst and best board game play tester of all time. Don't sit at a poker table with him unless you intend to lose. The comedian of the Brandon boys.
Bridesmaid
Expert vibe-setter, photography queen, and travel guru. Miraculously stuck by Megan through some dicey sorority years and loves her anyways. Will call you on your shit and is probably right to do so. Has been to more countries than you.
Groomsman
Fourth heir to the Brandon throne. Rock climbing walls quake in his presence. Has a 100% chance of breaking a bone on a ski trip (or 50% on a cruise ship). Apparently enjoys running in mud? The one and only All-state Brandon trumpet player.
Officiant
A+ human being with the energy of 10 golden retrievers. May know the bride and groom better than they know themselves? Only man I know to pull off a handlebar moustache. Wiffle balls should legally be considered weapons in his hands. Secretly has incredible vocal range. The only person the bride and groom want standing between them on wedding day.