HECK YES! WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!

- We have a stuffed otter named James, who is very real. - We're just a couple of herme's trying to make it honest - We feed chipmunks every morning between 6am-8am and if we just happen to be busy with work they sit on the fence and yell at us - We grow giant pumpkins - We're connoisseur of Halloween - We're very passionate about moving Halloween back to the 31st - check out our Facebook page at 'Des Moines - Halloween is the 31st' - We've won most festive house in Des Moines for every holiday (according to Jordan) for six years running - We own more candles than Bath & Body Works (most of them are Jordan's) - We've watched Seinfeld every night for the last 1.5 years before falling asleep - We name every creature we meet and they inevitably become our best friends - We could not be more obsessed with Indian food - Jordan's favorite drink: Old Fashioned - Giana's favorite drink(s): mezcal margarita with jalapeno and cucumber & espresso martini - We both work from home and sit 5 feet apart from each other all day long - Jordan takes a bath almost every day - We saw a baby deer today - he says hi. - We've perfected chicken piccata and parmesan risotto - We try to get to New York as often as we can - Jordan's prized hydrangeas and lilacs bloomed well this year - Giana insists on touching Jordan with her cold feet at night.