Things To Do
Welcome to Fargo!
Do you want an enriching multicultural experience of a weekend?
Well you're in luck! Tim Waltz has been importing Somalians into Moorhead as fast as they can drive their pirate ships into port and Microsoft has been a leader in DEI for a decade! The restaurant here are as diverse as the UN.
Do you like to drink?
Well you're in luck! This is North Dakota where the beer is always flowing and the only thing keeping that smooth, cold nectar from glancing off that uvula is how fast you can pull out your wallet.
Do you wish you were anywhere else this weekend?
Well you're in luck! See above. Take off the training wheels and wake up Monday not knowing you were ever in this arctic tundra.
- Andrew (not Amanda, she had no part in this)