Groom
I know, I know, this is so sad for all of you out there. Just be happy for me okay it's literally my birthday?
Bride
After a lot of soul searching I realized that the only person on this earth who could really make me happy is Me!! Love you girl
Maid of Honor
Awww isn't it sweet of him to help out??
Best Man
Literallyyyyy the funniest guy I know idgaf if he's "blue" and "a freak of nature" and "has killed countless innocents". Couldn't have gotten this far without him ❤️
Wedding Planner
Hes kind of unbearable but hey man at least he's doing a good job. Compliment him but not too much okay? It'll go to his head.
Officiant
Honor Attendant
Oh my god fineeeee they can come