It's my birthday and also my wedding! Going on that pilgrimage made me realize how precious love & life is and that we really do not have that much time before getting killed by a big evil wizard. I want the rest of my life to be awesome and happy, and no 1 on earth has ever made me happier than me. So why not marry myself? Huh? THATS EXACTLY WHAT I AM GOING TO DO!! You are all invited 2 come out to celebrate life & love and whatever other gay shit you want but mainly just me okay? It's about me.

I met the Cardboard Cutout Of Myself @ a meet & greet. Some jokester made her & brought her for me to sign but didn't think about the fact that she's kind of awesome & hot (like me) and I convinced them to let me have her forever. It was a long & lonely journey without her on my pilgrimage but I'm proud 2 have come back a better person just for her ❤️❤️