Maid of Honor
The Bride's friend since elementary school. Will have the best dance moves of the whole Wedding Party. Most likely to try to use a coupon for her bridesmaid dress.
Best Man
The Groom's cycling teammate and friend since sophomore year of college. Best calves in the whole Wedding Party. Most likely to get a job just for the discount. Coffee snob.
Maid of Honor
The Bride's younger sister. Will probably show up wearing something from the Bride's closet. Most likely to cause a scene so the attention is back on her (Youngest Sibling Syndrome).
Groomsman
The Groom's cycling teammate and friend from sophomore year of college. Nicest person in the world. The type of guy to eat the food left behind at an empty table at a restaurant. Strongest guy on the XA Little 500 team, but hasn't made the race day team for two years in a row (s/o 2022 though).
Bridesmaid
The Bride's friend since preschool. Has the coolest handshake with the Bride. Will probably still be in her red robe, with wet hair, sitting on her bed 15 minutes after she was supposed to walk down the aisle.
Groomsman
The Groom's friend from high school and former soccer teammate. Mostly likely to take photos of the wedding food to post on Instagram (@gios_eatz).
Bridesmaid
The Bride's friend since sophomore year of college. May fight someone during the bouquet toss. Coffee connoisseur. Most likely of the bridesmaids to not place last in their first ever cycling crit.
Groomsman
The Groom's friend from freshman year of college. Only thing you need to know is he drives a stick-shift.
Bridesmaid
The Bride's friend since they were ~4-5. Most likely to trip going down the aisle. Self proclaimed as "the most redneck of the group". (It's true, though.)
Groomsman
The Groom's Little 500 coach and friend from college. Professional college student and groomsman. Most likely to chew so loud you can't hear the wedding speeches. Crashes more on his bike than Jayden does.
Bridesmaid
The Bride's cousin. Best singer in the whole Wedding Party. Most likely to be dancing and accidentally go all the way down into the splits.
Groomsman
The Groom's cycling teammate and friend from sophomore year of college. Drinks your yearly allotment of caffeine in a week. Let him know if you think the goatee in this picture makes him look professional.
Bridesmaid
The Bride's friend since high school and her freshman year of college roommate. Most aesthetically pleasing Instagram feed. Best napper in the Wedding Party.
Groomsman
The Bride's younger brother. Mostly likely to hold his hands extremely weird during the ceremony. Will probably leave during cocktail hour to get fast food to "hold him over" until dinner even though there are appetizers.
Ring Bearer
The Bride and Groom's pride and joy. Most likely to poop during the ceremony. Don't kick off your dancing shoes because he will eat them.