Maid of Honor
Sure, she's two and a half years older than the bride, but she might as well be her twin. If you want to strike up a conversation with her, ask her how she feels about the Oxford Comma. Oh, and she’s the mother of their favorite niece.
Best Man
The groom’s best friend. You could say it's a bromance, but it may be more than that. Upon news of the engagement, his reply was: "Where is my ring?"
Bridesmaid
The Bride and Maid of Honor's shared best friend, whom they "adopted" as a third sister almost a decade ago. She’s not short, she’s fun sized. Oh, and she’s the mother of their favorite nephew.
Groomsman
The groom’s other best friend and favorite former roommate - even if they never ended up following through on a road trip to Philly just for a cheesesteak.
Flower Girl
The bride and groom's favorite niece in the whole world.
Ring Bearer
The bride and groom’s favorite nephew in the whole world.
Officiant
The bride’s brother-In-law. If you’re going to get married, shouldn’t it be by someone who actually knows you? They have bonded over many hours of Pikmin, Mario memes and the kind of holiday horrors that turn strangers into family. Oh, and he’s the father of their favorite niece.