Matron of Honor
Barbara used to sneak into her room to steal her chewing gum and use her hair products. And to be honest, she still does.
Best Man
Already voted Best Dressed Groomsman
Maid of Honor
The sole reason Barbara's first house didn't burn to the ground.
Best Man
Wishes he was voted Best Dressed Groomsman
Bridesmaid
She'll "accidentally" lock you out of your house and then judge you when you have to break in through the kitchen window.
Groomsman
He's just waiting for the DJ to play "Back That Azz Up" by Juvenile
Bridesmaid
You can find her on the dance floor doing the Can Can
Groomsman
He is proudly a 2010 Rock Paper Scissors State Qualifier
Bridesmaid
Responsible for 98% of Barbara's hangovers since the two met
Groomsman
Columbus's 2023 men over 35 basketball champion
Bridesmaid
Her party trick is drinking her weight in wine
Groomsman
Can throw a baseball over those damn mountains
Bridesmaid
Barbara's soulmate. Sorry, Jared.
Groomsman
He was Jared's travel agent in their twenties
Bridesmaid
From sophomore year Prom to planning the wedding. Barbara's best friend since 8th grade.
Groomsman
Will most likely leave the reception by 8 because "guys, there's a band at Wings"
Usher
Colin and The Warm Boys will be performing at the after party. Reservations are required.
Usher
Thunder Dan The Man. The Myth. The Legend.