Matron of Honor
Danielle’s soul sister from another mister. Fun-loving Bob Marley, Rumplemintz, and Icee extraordinaire. Elite performer while on the aux.
Best Man
Fellow Lady Bligh enthusiast, Warzone and Fortnite OG, can hit this piss out of any ball you throw (or tee up) in front of him
Bridesmaid
Danielle’s favorite person to get mistaken for. Easily the most organized, intelligent, genuine, and entertaining karaoke superstar in every room.
Groomsman
Expert at "Yanball," has a tattoo of a deer named "Scruffy," the more you know him the less you understand him
Bridesmaid
A+ college roommate, A+ iced coffee expert, A+ dance partner, A+ lifelong bestie. Hope to have her teach all the of kids we are blessed with. Avid reader and Cleveland sports (and still Kevin Love) enthusiast.
Groomsman
Former sophomore year lifting partner in high school, fellow golf enthusiast (except he's actually really good), damn proud to be an American *bald eagle screech*
Bridesmaid
Did someone say "casino?!” Find us there working on our mental health per doctor's orders. We win big with her elite humor, free therapy sessions, and homemade sweet treats worthy of a Netflix baking championship.
Groomsman
Avid brewery enthusiast, if you need to find a fairway call Jenkies, raising his daughter to be a 4X NCAA wrestling champion
Bridesmaid
Arguably better half of the dynamic duo Matt and Joan. Exhibits the best balance of confidence, humility, and love for her people. Your favorite Alliance, OH mascot. Deserves several Daisy Awards for all the IVs she’s supplied to those in need during “overtime.”
Groomsman
Multi-time Purple Raider National Champion, one half of the dynamic duo Matt and Joan, could be the next Phil Mickelson if Phil Mickelson was a 6'4" academic weapon with a nasty kick step