Hannah & Fernando
Wedding Party
Samantha Cleveland
Co Maid of Honor
What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? Damn.
Joey Renick
Co Best Man
What kind of music are balloons afraid of? POP music.
Lauren Hunter
Co Maid of Honor
My dog ate a bunch of scrabble tiles during my scrabble game last night. He’s at the vet right now, but still no words.
Michael Correia
Co Best Man
What's beers favorite music? Anything with a good hop!!
Caroline Howe
Bridesmaid
Did you hear about the nurse who didn't want to become a doctor? She didn't have the patience.
Gauge Orbea
Jr Groomsman
What did Tennessee? Same thing Arkansas.
Christina Pope
Bridesmaid
There were 2 olives on a table 1 olive rolled off and hit the ground The other olive looked down and said "dude are u ok?" The other one looked up and said "that was close, but ol'live!"
Cody Pope
Groomsman
What’s a cats favorite color? Purrrrrple.
Megan Person
Bridesmaid
How does a train eat? It choo choo’s.
Ashton Correia
Groomsman
How many points do you get if you hit a golfer? Four.
Tosha Lambardo
Bridesmaid
*KNOCK KNOCK* Who's There?? Tosha Tosha Who? Tosha Lombardo Duhh
Ryan Vislay
Groomsman
Kid: Dad did you get a haircut? Dad: No I got them all cut.
Ari
Bridesmaid
I changed my wireless headphone’s name to Titanic…. it’s syncing now
Chris Torres
Groomsman
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.