Hanah & Kevin
Wedding Party
Amanda Wiener
Best Woman
Amanda is my best friend who happens to also be my sister. She is incredibly gullible, which is why it was easy to convince her that I was a vampire at the age of 5. Now, she is a mom of 2 and goes to bed no later than 7pm. She will be in charge of making a kickass speech and getting me where I need to go on the day of and in life.
Liz Faughnan
Bridesmaid
Liz was my sisters best friend, who I then stole as one of my best friends shortly thereafter, who then my mom and dad stole as their 3rd daughter. Liz is playing the role of second big sister and making sure Amanda stays awake at least until her speech.
Meghan O'Grady
Bridesmaid
Meghan has been one of my best friends since we met at Muhlenberg many years ago. She has been a listening ear, shoulder to cry on, giggle buddy, and roommate. She taught me the little that I know about power tools, how to make a house more zen, how to cook, how to stick to a workout schedule, and pretty much every other basic grown up skill. Meghan will be in charge of fixing what I break and/or forget.
Lindsay Higgins
Bridesmaid
Lindsay is one of my oldest friends - from elementary school through High School, and then to roommates in the city for 4 years, she has been my rock. She has always been able to make what I think are complicated situations, seem very clear cut. She is the most level headed person I know (other than Kevin). As she once said to me "My baby gets what my baby wants". And I wanted her in my wedding so here she is. Lindsay will be the pragmatic, realistic, voice of reason in the room.
Carly Clemons
Bridesmaid
Carly is a bayberrian who lived a few blocks from me growing up. She taught me how to rollerblade badly among many other things. Contrary to what Jordan would say, she was the first person to make Olivia (Flowergirl) laugh. Carly is in charge of bringing her infectious laugh. *Also, the guy in the back is 17 year old Aaron, before him and Carly dated, got married, and moved in near by
Amanda Roth
Bridesmaid
Amanda is also a bayberrian who lived 2 blocks from me growing up. Her door was always open so it was traditional to sneak in and steal Oreos on a daily basis (perhaps sometimes when Carly and I needed extra fuel during a roller blading session) - whether or not she was home. Her house was also the go to house for Wade panic attacks. Amanda is in charge of Oreo and emotional support.
Kaitlyn O’Hara
Bridesmaid
Kaitlyn is the only O'Hara girl and has survived many years with 3 older O'Hara boys. She is an incredible baker and wood worker. And, like my other soon-to-be sister-in-law, way more fashionable than me. She has been tasked with keeping the O'Hara boys in line. *She also happens to be newly engaged so congratulate her if you see her :)
Sarabeth O'Hara
Bridesmaid
Sarabeth is my soon to be sister-in-law - married to Kevin's brother Matt. During COVID we have spent lots of time together, where I learned that she can drink a lot more whiskey than me. She also taught me that a budget is created so you can "budge it". It's the best marital advice I have yet to receive. She also has an incredibly eye for interior design. She is going to make sure everything matches and looks pretty. Because I surely cannot.
David Gwyn
Best Man
Dave will have you believe he elevated my social status in college. Do not listen to him, it's utter rubbish. In the 2008-2010 period, I attended the Dave Gwyn School of Dancing in Allentown, PA. Lessons were taught every weekend at Maingate and Lupo's. I failed all of the lessons, and may have been over served for most them anyway, but I've never left DG stranded on a dance floor, nor has he left me. He's my best man, and one of the very best friends I have in this world.
Spencer Liddic
Groomsman
Spencer and I combined for about 1,700 points and 1,100 rebounds in college as teammates. We were an incredible tandem, a sight to behold. We've spent the years since college largely following each other around the Tri-State region living in working in the same places, and man did we get sick of each other. Spencer is actually the reason this wedding is happening. He dragged me to a party in early 2017 that I didn't want to go to but where Hanah ended up being, ensuring his spot as a groomsman.
Mike Hemcher
Groomsman
Mike and I have been friends since High School, when I would go to pick him up from his house before school and his sister would walk out, get into the back seat of my car and say after a minute or two of silence "Mike isn't coming".
John Hilly
Groomsman
John and I lived together as freshman in college at our Alma Mater, Penn State. One time John was over served at a rush party at one of the frats we didn't join and I got him to eat an entire jar of salsa when we got home. You can likely convince him of something similar if he's on bourbon three or more at the wedding.
Chris Hansen
Groomsman
Chris is my oldest friend, someone who I've known since I was about 12-13 years old. He was once ejected entirely from the Conestoga basketball program for throwing what some would describe as a picture perfect behind the back pass in transition leading to a layup. For the sake of the wedding and also our friendship, if he is spotted with a microphone at any point during the ceremony or reception, please make a citizen's arrest and return the microphone to the authorities.
Jeff McDevitt
Groomsman
Jeff is the in-house social media manager for the wedding. We will have our own hashtag trending in the greater Bucks County Twittersphere, and potentially get a showing on the WWE's Instagram story if I can steal his phone. Jeff has been my pick and roll partner for 15 years at this point. He's integral to the wedding, as he'll be providing real time Twitter power rankings of appetizers and guest attire.
Kurt Schramm
Groomsman
Kurt will be the best dressed attendee at the wedding, that we already know. Kurt has been by my side for much of the last 5 years in Manhattan. Along the way we've seen too many movies, eaten too many meals, and spent a few too many hours in a few too many watering holes to count. As a bit of ice-breaker fun, we'll ask each wedding guest to tell us what their favorite movie is, and Kurt will tell them why it's a 1.5 out of 4 star film. I've had to deal with this for the last 15 years, everyone else should have to.
Jon Liberty
Groomsman
Jon was a crucial member of this bridal party. As the only son of a jeweler that I know, he was critical in helping me obtain a diamond ring during a global pandemic. While I am still paying off the credit card debt incurred during his 2019 wedding celebrations, getting him to the alter as one of his groomsmen was probably one of the funnest times I've ever had in my life.
Dan O'Hara
Groomsman
Technically my oldest friend, and easily my most critical when it comes to the clothes that I wear. Danny has spent the last 25 years dodging insults and various other objects tossed between Matt and I. I think he'll be excited by another night of vivid basketball discussion, a couple vodka diets, and another exasperated mediation of an argument between Matt and I.
Matt O'Hara
Groomsman
My second oldest friend, and probably the most frustrating (although every member of my groomsmen has certainly held this title for short periods). Matt has vacillated between little brother, teammate, and friend over the last 29 years. Having him and his wonderful wife Sarabeth and Danny in my bridal party only makes the occasion that much more special.
Olivia Wiener
Flower Girl
Olivia or "Ia" as she pronounces it, is Amanda and Jordan Wieners daughter. Aunt Hanah and Uncle Kebin are her closest friends. She loves Paw Patrol, Dinosaurs, and Chocolate munchkins from Dunkin Donuts.
Jordan Wiener
Officiant
Jordan, also known as "DJ Dirty Deegan" has been preparing for this big moment ever since he wrote the song "Imma take you to chipotle," a true love song (can be found on YouTube here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAfva2tOfQY&feature=youtu.be ).