Matron of Honor
Oldest sister of the bride and mom of the group. Available if you need to hire a professional crier - will cry on demand just needs to see someone else crying first.
Bridesmaid
The second older sister of the bride and lover of sleep. If you can’t find her, she’s probably somewhere napping.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the groom and master of all things sweet. If found, please return to kitchen.
Bridesmaid
Childhood friend of the bride - 22 years and counting. She’s fun-sized, she’s beautiful, she can bust a move, and she’s most likely to not text back.
Bridesmaid
Childhood friend of the bride. Bonded by NSYNC, Free Spirit, Webkinz and bean dip. Enjoys coffee, the Jonas brothers, and time well spent with her beautiful babies. Her red flag is that she also likes twizzlers.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the bride and ride or die. If you ask her if Haley did it, she’ll tell you why Dylan was the reason.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the bride and undercover rapper. You can catch her on the dance floor singing every word to “Gooba”.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the bride, lover of doodles, professional secret keeper and first time mom.
Best Man
Best man of the groom, but not very manly. Has not left his home since 2019, due to being a father of 2 and Covid.
Groomsman
Childhood friend of the groom, centerfold of Irmo Firefighter Hunks magazine.
Groomsman
Life of the party, expected to show up late to the wedding due to extended time spent on the golf course. Tequilas worst nightmare. Undefeated on New Years Eve.
Groomsman
Enjoys Sandy beach benders and obsessing over fantasy football. Platinum member of el Poblanos.
Groomsman
Lover of massive margaritas and all things compensating. Friend of the groom stays on the road, always swipes right.
Groomsman
A man of high testosterone and low quality beer. Childhood friend to the groom, owner of Gradys brother.
Groomsman
Most likely to not bring a date, or leave with one either. Always willing to help out, if he shows up.
Groomsman
Childhood friend of the groom, habitual requester of Shania Twain songs, enjoys staying in on Friday nights and pedicures with his domestic partner.