Groom
Has the power of God and Anime on his side.
Bride
Cowgirl. Outlaw. Gunslinger. Fastest crier in all the West
Best Man
The Groom and Best Man met in 7th grade, and have been problem children ever since.
Maid of Honor
Best Mom jean and Chaco representative in the region.
Groomsman
The Groom and his Brother have been mortal enemies since birth, and speak only in code.
Bridesmaid
Professional plain Cheerio taste tester.
Groomsman
Yet another problem child, with a proclivity for homemade fireworks.
Bridesmaid
She's an elite low budget film critic.
Groomsman
John Graham is incredibly gifted at music, demonstrated by his mastery of "Through the Fire and Flames" by DragonForce on its intended instrument, the Recorder.
Bridesmaid
Wren and Grace are practically the same person as evidenced by the list below: Plays cello? Check. Loves dad jokes? Check. Teases Xander? Double check.