Schedule
Scene: Early Friday, the sun just a whisper in the sky, birds nestled deep in their nests with dreams of simpler times. Then, a sudden roar from the television. You guessed it. The ceremony is 36 hours away and the bridal party is all found in a cuddle puddle inches from the plasma watching Captain Jack coast into the dock. Item number one on the agenda: Curse of the Black Pearl. Items 2-5 can go without saying but I will just go ahead and say what we all know: Dead Man's Chest, At World's End, On Strange Tides and Curse of The Black Pearl again just for good measure. By now, the rest of the wedding guests will have arrived and will be expecting some sort of pomp and or circumstance, so we will all sojourn to the great hall, where we will dine on fine fish cuisine and gelatinous goops. After the finger food feast, we will adventure to the dance hall where there one and only Special Guest will already be boogie-ing and noogie-ing til everyone's legs give out. Boom. You're married