You're invited to the wedding of the century!

Once upon a time...ok maybe it is a fairy tale... Once upon a time, in a magical fab shop not too far from here, there was a humble welder slaving away to earn a living for his wonderful family. One day, along came an ambitious lad with a knack for the mechanical arts. Through much hard work and endless hours of hard labor, the welder and the boy soon became friends. They would oft' be seen scouring the country side for beasts to prey upon in their free time, and from time to time they could also be found imbibing the nectar of the gods. One fine weekend the pair were set to meet up for one of their excursions into the woods, when the boy was introduced to the youngest daughter of the welder. Now, this fair maiden was no normal girl. With her hair a mess from just waking up, and the drool still crusted on her face from her pillow she was quite the sight for sore eyes. Nonetheless, it was love at first sight for the boy. He knew that no matter the cost he must have this young lady as his bride. And so the story continues... the welder and the lad fight dragons, the princess is saved, the boy cures cancer, yadda yadda yadda and now you're here, invited to "THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY!" (tm)