FAQs

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How many times does a question need to be asked before it becomes a FAQ?

Answer

Merriam Webster defines frequently as: "at frequent or short intervals," so it's less about how many times numerically and more about how often clock-wise.

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Has Kaitlyn successfully taught Brian anything about Shakespeare?

Answer

Yes. Perhaps too much. Whoops.

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Has Brian successfully taught Kaitlyn anything about Physics?

Answer

No, but that's because whenever he tries, Kaitlyn gets distracted by how pretty Brian is.

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What's the meaning of life?

Answer

42

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How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?

Answer

Kaitlyn will never have the patience to know and give you this answer. Brian may, but he doesn't have it today.

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Rock, Paper, or Scissors?

Answer

Decisions make Kaitlyn anxious.

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What if I have actual questions?

Answer

Text or call either of us. Preferably text.