Garri & Evan
Wedding Party
Andrew Phillip Sibner
Best Man
Andrew Sibner has known the Groom since 2013, when they met at UCLA while making puns. Since then, they have become close friends, while all the while making more puns. Andrew Sibner will not be signing autographs.
Ryan Steven Goff
Groomsman
Ryan Steven Goff and the groom first met in the 5th grade at St. Peter's Lutheran School in Elk Grove California. Though they no longer attend this school together, they still maintain contact. Ryan enjoys the Denver Broncos American Football Team, nachos, and his wife Patty.
Carey Jeremiah Wells
Groomsman
Before they were friends, Carey Jeremiah Wells and the Groom were enemies. Over time, with the help of mediocre team tennis and James Roday, the relationship became warmer. Carey will be traveling from Kansas City, so please let him enjoy this.
Andrew Jose del Valle
Groomsman
Andrew Jose del Valle was born calendar two days before the Groom, although they did not meet until kindergarten. Over the decades, the two have come to enjoy one another's company when it comes to soccer, Marvel comics, and no other topics.
Spencer Allen James
Groomsman
Spencer Allen James has known Evan since March 1, 1992, when Evan was born, marking the date in which Spencer become his parent's second favorite child. Brothers by blood, they are also brothers in a less literal sense. Spencer nurses old people to death for a living.
Justin Daniel Spivack
Groomsman
Evan and Justin met just after college and bonded over their mutual desire to annoy Andrew Sibner, and further bonded over the tremendous success of said annoyance. Justin spends his days making money by selling money for money.
Ronald R James
Father of the Groom
Ronald R James is best known for his second and greatest son, Evan Daniel James. He is very proud.
Leisa Marie Hamm
Mother of the Groom
Leisa Marie Hamm is the mother of the groom and you should congratulate her about that.
Caumera Darling
Maid of Honor
Garri and Caumera met in January 2018. It was Garri's first day at her new old job, Nordstrom. Love at first sight is rare. But once Caumera laid eyes on Garri's Harry Potter tattoo, it was game over. Since then, Garri has introduced Caumera to countless books and authors that she now loves. Caumera also contributes to the friendship.
Tina Wisborn
Bridesmaid
Tina Wisborn is from Sweden, so it's miraculous she knows Garri at all. They bonded over their mutual love of Bruxie's and Umami Burger, before both deciding they couldn't eat that way forever. Now they're healthy, and sad. Tina has earned her spot in the bridal party due to years of friendship and the fact she's from Sweden, which is pretty cool.
Michelle Wachs
Bridesmaid
Michelle Wachs is best known for her role as mother to Millie, an adorable Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, and one of Olive's, the bride's dog, best friends. We told Michelle the wedding starts at 11am to ensure she'll be there on time. Please play along.
Annie Dursema
Bridesmaid
Annie and Garri (and Michelle, but this is Annie's spot) once ran from a bar in Copenhagen without paying their tab. In their defense, they tried but were clearly invisible to the bartender. You'll likely find Annie among the various plants at SmogShoppe. She is NOT allowed to take any of them home. Please double check her bags on the way out.
Daren Defrank
Bridesmaid
It's a good thing Daren and Garri look absolutely nothing alike, because other than that, they're essentially the same person. Love to read? Check. Dead-pan, sarcastic humor? Check. Actually the same wardrobe? Check. The amount of times they've appeared at an event wearing essentially the same outfit is too high. Luckily, Garri gets to pick everyone's outfits for the wedding.
Vincent Scott Chaverst
Father of the Bride
Vincent Scott Chaverst, or "Coach" as he made Garri call him at soccer practice, is Garri's dad. Garri is his oldest and favorite daughter. Please find Garri's younger sisters at the wedding and tell them so.
Zhanine Michele Luttrell Robie
Mother of the Bride
Zhanine, or Zha pronounced like Zsa Zsa Gabor, is Garri's mother. If you'd like interesting facts about Garri's birth, like the fact that she did it without any pain medication or that it lasted 16 hours, she will happily oblige.
Pete Robie
Officiant
Peter Robie is the grandfather of the bride, but his role as officiant here is completely coincidental as we found him on Craigslist.
Ryann Chaverst
Ring Bearer
Ryann Chaverst is the sister of the bride and, like, totally a teenager man. As if!
Julienn Chaverst
Flower Girl
Julienn Chaverst is the sister of the bride and demanded this role the moment Evan told her family he was going to propose.